Hello all, and welcome to the strange and bizarre corner of the Internet that is my Tumblr page. My name's Mitch, and I should warn you now, I'm not what one would consider entirely "normal." I've got a sense of humor that ranges from the innocent to the profane, and I consider sarcasm its own art form. People have called me "loner", "weirdo", "nerd", and other such names for my entire life, and I wear them like badges of honor. This is who I am. I'm opinionated, thoughtful, outspoken, passionate, occasionally funny, and always respectful. In other words, I'm Mitch. And I'm completely alright with that.
Hey Mr. Bassman...
What if the Pope resigned because he’s pregnant with the new savior and MTV makes a show about it called “Sistine and Pregnant?”
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Oompah Loompah, crystally meth.
(via nicotinehymnal)
I sure do love me some Jon Stewart.Favorite words ever spoken
or written(1 of 100)→ “I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance.”
- Jon Stewart
(Source: drmantistoboggans, via size10plz)
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Oh hai, NBC. Y U NO GIVE ME MY SHOW?!?Roooxanne!
(Source: brittatheory, via communitygifs)
I just heard the phrase “Romney nuts” used in a sentence. Repeatedly.
Imma go shove a rusty steak knife into my earholes now.
I will have this fridge
I MUST HAVE THIS
MmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Please… can… has?!?!?!
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